And We're Back

Apparently, I'm back.

In case you thought ScrewedProphet.com had gone for good, I think you ought to do some rethinking.

Check out these few samples I got from a collection of the dumbest laws ever passed in the US. Actually, I'm coming to the conclusion that there are dumb American lawyers. Or perhaps there are total geniuses out there who have forgotten how to word sentences properly. It just doesn't pay off that well to be a geek. Major thanks to Dumb.com.

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

Oh yes, it is.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

I couldn't imagine how such thing could happen. Until it hit me. TOWING.

No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.

I wonder why someone would.

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

So, with a thousand bucks, I could detonate two nuclear devices?

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Toads may not be licked.

Makes sense. But it's surprising they had to pass them as laws.

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

What if I have two horses?

Want more? Click here. You might wanna make a top ten list out of it.