This Is True

Is it? Read out. Some funny true stories I got from www.thisistrue.com.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CONSUME YOUR MERCHANDISE: Bay County (Fla.)
Sheriff's Office say John Douglas Sheetz, 18, and Misty Ann Holmes, 17,
called them to report a theft -- of their marijuana stash. They let
officers search their house for evidence -- and were then arrested for
possession of marijuana with intent to deliver. "They're America's
dumbest criminals," a sheriff's spokesman said. (AP) ...Maybe, but
tomorrow's another day.

CANNONBALL RUN: Just 45 minutes after Theresa M. Wilson, 43, of Curtis,
Wash., found her boyfriend with another woman, she says, she saw him
driving on the road. She rammed his car three times and forced it off
the road, state troopers say. "Oh my God, oh my God, that's not my
boyfriend," she allegedly said after the crash -- she had mistaken a
stranger's car for her boyfriend's. Wilson was arrested and charged
with assault. "We've got an anger management issue," the arresting
trooper said. (Olympia Olympian) ...Gee, I can't imagine why her
boyfriend wanted to move on.

WEDDED BLISS(TERS): Scott McKie, 23, and Victoria Anderson, 40, were
married in Manchester, England, but they didn't make it to their
honeymoon. McKie offended his bride with his "drunken toast" to the
bridesmaids at the reception, and she hit him over the head with an
ashtray. He responded by throwing a hat stand "like a javelin,"
witnesses say. A melee ensued that took several police officers to calm
down, during which time McKie head-butted one constable and socked
another in the face. The bride and groom were arrested, and Anderson
said she wanted a divorce. Total elapsed marriage time: 90 minutes.
(London Telegraph) ...Another 10 minutes and they would have made it to
"death do us part."