Conyo Bashing/New Layout/Twin Spotted!

So I visited caffeine rush's blog again. It's been my stress reliever since two years ago I think. His entries are really really amusing, at least to me. But most people find him disturbing at the very least.

And what disturbs me more is the exponentially growing number of narrow hopeless creatures crawling the earth. If you read the entries, and I mean really read, it will draw you to a conclusion. The writer is obviously (to people of at least a three-digit IQ) faking it. What he's doing is a mockery of the conyo lifestyle. More like a commentary. He's not anti-mass at all. But the way I see it, with such a great number of people getting really pissed at the entries and the persona the writer is assuming (imagine this, 243 comments on a single post), he's doing a great job. It's so nicely put that people can't see that he's just faking it, that he's parodizing the whole thing.

all those LOSER comments can just like fucking pakamatay na lang noh! You will never hear a true-blue conyo person talk that way. Mockery.

lord knows naman that those jologs and katutubos don't dance. and what's with that cynthia alexander person ba. she sounds so pangit ha. i wish she would just shut up. her and all of her katutubo friends like that girl from pinikpikan. they all make tambol it's so senseless naman. And this. He is commenting on how discrimating SOME conyo people could get at times.

how can i make porma naman to all the freshmen cuties if all i have is a 3310. Here, he is showing that some conyo people are so irritatingly materialistic.

If you didn't see that the first time, it's okay. It took me reading his entries twice to get his message. It's normal. If you've read them twice still have no better understanding of his cause, that's so not normal. You should check if your IQ is below 80. 80 is for the average Joe.

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I got a new layout. You like it? I do. It kind of eliminates the feel-good impression that my previous layout had. Although it still gives that clean oh-my-god-this-is-a-yahoo-blog-and-i-think-he's-doing-a-major-copyright-infringement feeling.

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I found a twin. It felt really weird at first, considering the even less than deficient supply of this baby. Well, it really takes a little getting used to.