10 Things I Love About Being Alone (Lovelife)

1.) I don't have to save money for dates.
2.) I get the freedom to chat on IRC day and night.
3.) I don't have to send "Good Night" messages every night. I'm sick and tired of it.
4.) I don't have to get hooked on the phone for three hours a day.
5.) I get better grades in my subjects.
6.) I can smoke until my lungs break down (and cry).
7.) I don't have to drink liquor. There's no reason for me to get drunk anyway.
8.) I can make fun of couples who display their affection in public. Seeing them doesn't make me bitter, mind you.
9.) I cut down my fuel consumption by 45%. Well, that's really something.
10.) I get more quality time with my family, friends, and pets.