It's A Joke

A new twist on creation

When GOD created the cow:

On the 1st day GOD created the cow.

He said, " You must go to the field with the farmer all day long
& suffer under the sun, have calves & give milk to support the farmer.
I will give you a life span of 60 years."

Cow says, "that's kind of a tough life. You want me to live for 60
years.

Let me have 20 & I'll give back the other 40."

GOD agreed.

On the 2nd day GOD created the dog.
GOD said, "Sit all day by the door of
your house & bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.

I will give you a life span of 20 years."

Dog says, " That is too long to be barking.
Give me 10 years & I'll give you back the other 10."

GOD agreed.

On the 3rd day GOD created the monkey.

He said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh.

I'll give you a 20 year life span."

Monkey says, "How boring! I do not think so. Dog gave you back

10 years & so will I. ok?

GOD agreed.

On the 4th day GOD created man.

GOD said, " Eat, sleep, play, marry & enjoy your life.

I'll give you 20 years."

Man said, " What? Only 20 years!

Tell you what, I'll take my 20,
& the forty the cow gave back,
& the 10 the dog gave back
& the 10 the monkey gave back,
that makes eighty, ok?

GOD said, "OK, you have a deal."

So that is why the 1st 20 years we eat, sleep, play & enjoy
ourselves;

the next 40 we slave in the sun to support our family;

the next 10 we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren;

& for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and bark at
everyone.

Life is now explained.